To the current King,
Dearest King Lex,
I must apologize for my behavior in my establishment earlier. I dishonored myself in the presence of your royal highness. I am only sorry I did not get to meet the esteemed queen to which I have heard nothing, but good about. I suppose that today's altercation would have stemmed any possible future meetings with her unfortunately. I am sure she would have not wanted to be there anyway to hear the inappropriate slanders of the current and respected King. I humbly ask for your forgiveness and am also writing to inform you that I have requested the maximum appropriate punishment for my indiscretion earlier. I have written to the High Page of Val'Dariah and requested my arrest and I won't resist either. I have requested the maximum sentence in jail and the maximum fine in gold. I am sure he will share the letter with you, good King. However, I wanted to apologize to you personally. I am sorry good King Lex and I humbly beg for your forgiveness. I thank you for your time good King and I hope to see your reign here last an infinite amount of years.
Your humble citizen,
Szalor Darkhope, son of Scylla Darkhope, Black Guard of Bane and leader of the Zhentarum.